Spring Cleaning

I cleaned closets this week. 

Domestic Goddess, YES. 

Not Really.

Anyway, I cleaned and sorted. And at the bottom of the closet I was rewarded!!! 

Cute zebra patterned flip flops!!

I remembered buying them on our cruise last fall. They were less than 3 dollars at Target. So that means I bought them. 

However, I can’t remember wearing them...

Why?

I can’t recall. 

Uncomfortable??

I try them on, walk around on the carpet. Definitely comfy. 

I flop around my room, admiring my find. I just painted my toenails, and my legs are starting to look tan, and these shoes look really cute.

Totally wearing these today!

I proudly walk from my room, into the kitchen. As soon as my foot hit the linoleum...

I was sliding across the floor!

I reached out and grabbed the counter, and narrowly missed an ugly attempt at the splits.

Now I remember why they were in the bottom of the closet.

THIS is why I don’t clean closets.